Quantity   Component name
1 × Condom Duh.
1 × Internet where else do you put the things?
1 × Arduino Uno (what IOT project can be complete without one ?)
1 × ESP8266 For when the above fails
1 × Tweeter For the tweets
1 × Vishay EPIC igniter http://www.vishay.com/docs/53041/epic.pdf
1 × Lithium-ion battery We'll have to find one that fits. Can be dual-purposed as backup explosive, in case the EPIC doesn't ignite.
1 × Pager Vibe Motor For Haptic interface
2 × NeoPixel Strip x8 Anything, absolutely anything but SMD LEDs!
1 × Fabric according to measurement. S, M, L, XL, XXL...
1 × Cardboard You can do anything with 1x cardboard